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A told B and B told C: Jane bought spanx in a size C! Whoa said D to EFG Jane's at least a D or E Chicka chicka boom boom will there be enough room? Here they come to look and see The spanx are rolled and ready so Jane sat right down to have a go chicka chicka boom boom will there be enough room? Feet are in and now we see! Pull and tug up past the knee Over hips and we're home free Just the bum and tummy, see ... OH NO! Chicka chicka boom boom! Skit skat skootle doot flip flop flee Down Jane goes and skins her knee Now Jane's sitting on the floor Knees are scraped and neck is sore Legs are looped Back is stooped Spanx are twisted alley oop Skit skat skootle doot Flip flop flee See Jane as she wiggle jiggles free That's enough! No more, said she Jenny Craig is where I'll be Eating right day and night Ready for the all-new me!