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It's my birthday!




Today I'm posting poems that were written for my birthday ;) back to the drawing board tomorrow!

Jane, Jane, Jane!
Isn’t it a pain, that your name rhymes with pain?
But what kind of pain are we talking about here?
Multiple translations make things all weird.


In French, pain is delicious.
Also pretty tasty, and occasionally nutritious!
Aha! In Dutch you’d still be a pijn.
Sooo, nothing lost there, and nothing else to gain.
In Danish you’d be smerter
But no, that’s not at all right!
(Although I suppose you DO have more intelligence
than a dimly lit light.)
Ow, this play on word is hurting my brain.
Is this what it feels like to have your name rhyme with pain??
Happy Birthday.



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Happy Birthday Jane! I hope you saved up some calories for a sweet treat to celebrate...you are giving yourself the best bday ever by taking control of your health. Good luck with everything!

Melli :)

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Thanks sweet friend! Sometimes success is measured by numbers but I feel like you're the best part of my Jenny journey so far. I hope I can encourage you!

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