To Spanx or not to Spanx
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A told B and B told C:
Jane bought spanx in a size C!
Whoa said D to EFG
Jane's at least a D or E
Chicka chicka boom boom
will there be enough room?
Here they come to look and see
The spanx are rolled and ready so
Jane sat right down to have a go
chicka chicka boom boom
will there be enough room?
Feet are in and now we see!
Pull and tug up past the knee
Over hips and we're home free
Just the bum and tummy, see ...
OH NO!
Chicka chicka boom boom!
Skit skat skootle doot
flip flop flee
Down Jane goes and skins her knee
Now Jane's sitting on the floor
Knees are scraped and neck is sore
Legs are looped
Back is stooped
Spanx are twisted alley oop
Skit skat skootle doot
Flip flop flee
See Jane as she wiggle jiggles free
That's enough! No more, said she
Jenny Craig is where I'll be
Eating right
day and night
Ready for the all-new me!
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