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To Spanx or not to Spanx

Janeagain

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A told B and B told C:
Jane bought spanx in a size C!
Whoa said D to EFG
Jane's at least a D or E

Chicka chicka boom boom
will there be enough room?
Here they come to look and see

The spanx are rolled and ready so
Jane sat right down to have a go
chicka chicka boom boom
will there be enough room?
Feet are in and now we see!

Pull and tug up past the knee
Over hips and we're home free
Just the bum and tummy, see ...
OH NO!

Chicka chicka boom boom!

Skit skat skootle doot
flip flop flee
Down Jane goes and skins her knee

Now Jane's sitting on the floor
Knees are scraped and neck is sore
Legs are looped
Back is stooped
Spanx are twisted alley oop

Skit skat skootle doot
Flip flop flee
See Jane as she wiggle jiggles free
That's enough! No more, said she
Jenny Craig is where I'll be
Eating right
day and night
Ready for the all-new me!



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OneDeterminedLady

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Oh this is a funny one, Jane! You are very creative. If you're not a writer (day job I mean) you should be!

I just love/hate Spanx...and LOVE after close to 4 weeks of Jenny that it doesn't hurt quite so much to wedge myself past the waistband as I jump into them.

Thanks for the smile this gave me today! :)

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I'm not a writer but my family has a tradition of writing poems for each other. Thanks for encouraging me and keep up the determination! I'm just starting so sadly this spanx incident is quite fresh lol.

Strength for the journey! We can do it!!

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I just laughed out loud! Jane, you are really talented.

I loved reading this. Reminded me of my own struggles with Spanx - and the Spanx always won!

Laughter is the best medicine, so thanks for giving me one of my best laughs today!!

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Dear Ghost Writer,

thanks for such a cheery message! I did laugh as this happened and I laughed again writing it. I think it's time for a video presentation of my getting my Spanx on ... it involves something that resembles deep squats and a lot of pushing and pulling! Have a great weekend everyone!

Jane

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