Monday- Dear Diary,
Signed up for JC wondering If I can sell my first born child to pay for it, I put Roxy on ebay but no hits yet.
Tuesday- Dear Diary,
Exercised and followed JC diet until the sun went down then I had 2 glasses of wine 1/2 cup of pistachios and a hand full of red licorice I thought I read that was part of the diet.
Wednesday- Dear Diary,
Went out to lunch at a Mexican restaurant with friends, I had the chicken soup but it was full of Spanish rice and I think a whole chicken,so I consumed the entire thing and began eating off the floor.
Thursday- Dear Diary,
Had a great day exercised ate all the right things but Bill was all freaked out by the whole head turning all the way around thing, wimp- I guess I was a little moody.
Friday - Dear Diary,
Did another great job until Roxy got home with an enchanted Caramel Cheesecake torte. I was then put under a magical trance and forced to take a bite and then poof! It was gone.
Saturday- Dear Diary,
Went to a costume party, ate my JC before the party then when we arrived I ate everything else, I was then asked to leave the buffet and was restricted to the dance floor, so I paid the Bartender on the down low and met him under the disco ball for my beverages.
Sunday- Dear Diary,
Football dinner at my sister in laws, She is a WW success, but she served a cheese beach ball that was out of this world so I am convinced that she is one of several secret WW agents working on a plot to sabotage any and all JC members. I will keep my eye on her.
MONDAY WEIGH IN DAY!!!!!- I met my JCC for the first time and she is great! I wrote down and presented all of my accomplishments from the week to her on the weekly planner given to me by JC . Joni ( my consultant) Read my planner..... then looked at me .......Read it again....looked at me....Read it for the last time ...then placed her head on her desk and began to pray . She very calmly looked me straight in the eye and said ..."We shall never speak of this week again." So under the direction of my JCC this is my first week on JC and I look forward to my very first weigh in.




















